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Rustic cabin in the background, "Writer's Tears" Whiskey in the foreground on a tree stump with oak leaves.

"Everyone has a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountains, kill the fear demons, find the Blade of No One Made You Do this, and use it to slice their chest open and yank that book out."

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